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I hope you’re all humming along and thinking happy thoughts because I guarantee you’re going to need them.

Ladies, how’s your labia? Is it pink and fresh looking? Is it Barbie’s labia (if Barbie were allowed labia, that is)?

Well, it’s okay if it isn’t–and not because of something silly like ethnicity and perfectly normal changes to your body–but because My New Pink Button is here! Just apply the labial dye to your old, worn-out, and ugly labia and for 48-72 hours you too can have the labia color of your dreams!

Guys, don’t feel left out. My New Pink Button is also for use on nipples and male genitalia!

Are you a Marilyn, Bettie, Ginger, or Audry? Why, with all of four colors to choose from, My New Pink Button can match your every labial mood! If you’re nervous about all this, try Marilyn, it’s “good for beginners”! If you want that “sexy hot pink, I am fired up, look” for your “dressy black tie affair” then Bettie’s for you! Feeling “Ginger-licious” you ladies with “darker skin tones”? Then Ginger is for you! And, “for the woman that loves to be daring” there’s Audry because “tonight it’s show time!”

Pretty in pink, isn’t she?

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Written by tldegray

January 18, 2010 at 12:07 am

Posted in Feminism

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  1. Good god. I can’t even manage to put on makeup correctly half the time- now I’m expected to do this as well?

    Beth

    January 18, 2010 at 9:33 am

    • I know, right? Because there weren’t enough things to make women feel inferior over, now it’s our labia.

      tldegray

      January 18, 2010 at 8:16 pm


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