She loves to be one of the girls.

I hope you’re all humming along and thinking happy thoughts because I guarantee you’re going to need them.

Ladies, how’s your labia? Is it pink and fresh looking? Is it Barbie’s labia (if Barbie were allowed labia, that is)?

Well, it’s okay if it isn’t–and not because of something silly like ethnicity and perfectly normal changes to your body–but because My New Pink Button is here! Just apply the labial dye to your old, worn-out, and ugly labia and for 48-72 hours you too can have the labia color of your dreams!

Frontier Soups

I’m busy and I like to cook. I don’t have the time to chop vegetables and make broth, but I love soups and stews. Frontier Soups is my go-to soup mix for busy days. The other night I made their Indiana Harvest Sausage Lentil Soup and it was a big hit. Quick and tasty.

What I like about these soups is that I still feel like I’m cooking because I’m standing over the pan of wonderful smelling browning sausage, and I’m making the little decisions, like adding regular chopped tomatoes or fire-roasted tomatoes (pro-tip: fire-roasted!) but all the hard work is done for me. The website offers recipes for both stove-top and crockpot cooking.

(Photos under the cut.)

Black.

11,692 people were so bothered by women posting “beige” or “white” or even “zebra” as their Facebook status, so left out of the secret, or so disturbed by the idea that women freely discussed their bras, that they struck back with “jokes” that advocate violence and blame the victims of that violence.

Read more at It’s Ridiculous Y’all.