I hope you’re all humming along and thinking happy thoughts because I guarantee you’re going to need them.
Ladies, how’s your labia? Is it pink and fresh looking? Is it Barbie’s labia (if Barbie were allowed labia, that is)?
Well, it’s okay if it isn’t–and not because of something silly like ethnicity and perfectly normal changes to your body–but because My New Pink Button is here! Just apply the labial dye to your old, worn-out, and ugly labia and for 48-72 hours you too can have the labia color of your dreams!


